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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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