He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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