is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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