Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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