let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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