he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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