Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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