i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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