erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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