quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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