Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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