Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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