I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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