All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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