i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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