we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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