she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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