Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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