im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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