Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you traded sex for a burrito?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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