i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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