isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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