I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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Of course I have a pirate flag
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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