I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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