North Korea, Best Korea!
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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