I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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