Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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