I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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