all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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