All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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