I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I skipped work to stalk him.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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