these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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