gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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