Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
should my penis look like a turkey
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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