used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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