you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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