If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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