he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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