why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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