i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
