i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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