Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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