susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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