i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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