We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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