You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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