physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
