my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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