So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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