R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
