i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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