You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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