Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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